Satanic Church Teabags “Westboro Baptist Church” Fred Phelps’s Wives Gravestone & MORE!
The issue of gay marriage has gone to the teabaggers, but not the teabaggers from the tea party that you are used to seeing on the news. ”The Satanic Temple” has gone to the burial site of a Westboro Baptist Church founder, and stood six feet above her buried body holding same-sex marriages.
The site describes the grave site as “Catherine Idalette Johnston, wife of Fred W. Phelps, Sr., Mother to Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, Jr.” The ceremony was called “The Pink Mass,” and is described as “a Satanic ritual performed at the grave site of a deceased person, which changes the sexual orientation of that person in the afterlife.” Um, so I assume this means that The Satanic Temple made the deceased Catherine a Lesbian wherever her soul is now. Interesting. Photos on the website show people who have visited the grave site kissing, posing, and of course (shown here) exposing resting their cock-n-balls on the headstone in the ultimate act of teabaggery. I could go two ways with this, but I am just going to say “to each their own,” and move on.
The Satanic Temple urges people to do the same, stating that “Catherine Idalette Johnston is buried in Magnolia Cemetery, Meridian, MS. [section 11] Other same sex couples are invited to respectfully and tastefully express their mutual affection at Ms. Johnston’s gravesite. After a Pink Mass has been performed, every time a same sex couple kisses over the grave site, the now-gay deceased is said to be pleasured in the afterlife.”
So when you lay your sacred nuts, or kiss, or pull your cock out over her grave she gets a little Lesbian action in Heaven. While many people may find this shocking, I just call it karma. Yeah, it’s probably not the most respectful thing to do to a grave site, but then again the Westboro Clan aren’t the most respectful to others funerals, burials, and to people who have died defending our Country.
I call it mischievous justice, and I hope when I die (although I am going to be cremated) I hope someone inserts their junk into my ashes as a final farewell. Hell, make out over my ashes- I am looking forward to getting laid in the afterlife!
If you want to follow “The Satanic Temple” – you can do so on Facebook and Twitter. You can also watch a couple videos of theirs on YouTube if you wish, and who knows maybe you’ll pay a visit to the grave? If so, you can send in your photos and they will post them.
I wonder what they will do to Fred Phelp’s grave when he dies? O.M.G.
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Jake A. Wheat