Far Cry 3 = Vaas = Insane = Topic of Dubstep = Shows His Wiener = Pretty Intense Game = Jake Can’t Wait!
When I first saw “Vaas” the insane “villan” in the Far Cry 3 video game due to be released in December 2012, I thought – hmm… kinda fucking hot! Then I got to studying the game, and learning more about Vaas – and now I think, yeah – kinda fucking hot, but like most hot guys… he is fucking mentally unstable. Like, the lights are on, but someone screwed in the wrong watt bulb and now he is all overheating and sparking…. yeah, bipolar and no medication. Go figure.
The FPS game tends to make me all wet, especially when you watch the trailer for the game and you anticipate being able to interact with this hot ass psychopath – check the video walk through below, and you will see what I mean:
So, yeah – I like em big, bad, and mentally insane…. but Vaas isn’t without his own personal philosophies on various topics, and the fact is that he has principles. We recently asked Vaas to listen to our sister website radio station “StreetBlast Dubstep Internet Radio,” and then asked Vaas what he thought about dubstep music… here is his reply:
…. so I guess he doesn’t like Dubstep, which is quite alright with us. Thankfully, he is on his own Island, well inside his own head, as the Grand Marshall of his own insane parade. However, we can exploit him just the same, after all – you were not hallucinating if you thought you may have caught a glimpse of him naked. Yeah, our masterminds here pulled the screenshots – and even though it’s “censored dick” we thought you may want to see that Vaas is packing more than a couple pounds of crazy.
I can’t wait to play with him on December 4th! It’s going to be just ….. oh….. like a visit to an Island paradise, with one insane man who wants to kill me, but I think I can take him… that is, if I bring enough guns and lubricant.
Marco Polo Time Vaas,
Jake A. Wheat