In a secluded alley, far away from public view, a bio-hazardous tin of the BIGOT-10-X virus was released into the air.  The BIGOT-10-X virus turns anyone who so much as touches it into a raving bigoted backwoods prejudiced DOUCHE BAG.

The only thing that can stop the BIGOT-10-X virus is Jake Wheat, and his anti-douchebag intellectual brain rays!  The problem is that you have a limited amount of time to eliminate the virus, and if any of them happen to make contact …. it’s GAME OVER.

CAN YOU SAVE THE ALLEY FROM THE DOUCHEBAGS?  Can you protect the world from raving bigoted backwoods prejudiced assholes?  Well, you can give it a try for FREE by DOWNLOADING MY NEW GAME here!

The controls are as follows:  use the arrow keys to move left and right, and use the space bar to fire.  If the music gets on your nerves, you can turn it off by pressing “M” on your keyboard!  Can you beat the clock?  Can you eliminate the BIGOT-10-X plague in time?  The entire future could be rid of DOUCHEBAGS, but it’s up to you – yes you – to use the power of Jake’s intellectual brain rays to save us all!

Our Nation, Our Very Future, Depends on you!

Happy Douchebag Killing,
Jake A. Wheat