Dear Trevor Wayne….(An Open Letter From A Birthday Bottom)

So, have you ever seen a tattooed hottie before in the buff and thought “this makes my anus pucker?” My hetero readers have already closed this post, but my homo readers know what I am talking about. Trevor Wayne is the tattooed man that I am personally requesting to come and violate my cornhole (as you can see he loves corn from the photo to the left) in any shape or fashion he wishes.
For one, he is covered with tattoos - including the pop culture “Garbage Pail Kids” logo, and has the looks and charm of someone that would make me bite a pillow. I kneel ass high in the air at his feet, and think to myself “what does make this guy tick?” It’s pretty easy to do the research and find out why this guy rocks out with his cock out – and I wanna ride.
First of all, you can take a Tumblr on his micro blog, and check out some hot shots of this man in various pop-art poses, which are for sale. He shares the same interests in me, including prints of Dexter, Abby (from NCIS), and various other strange and unusual pop-culture combos. Of course, you can also get prints of him which make me wet – and that is before I am squirted with lubricant and ready for him to explore my cave. Yes, it’s an open proposal – please come and explore my cave Trevor…. I’ll be your trashy Kentucky experiment….. hell, even my last name is Wheat…. the healthy kinda bread.
About Trevor Wayne:
Acting credits include “ER”, “Living With Fran”, a few TV pilots (unaired) and music videos appearing along side Pink and Enrique Iglesias. Trevor’s latest role is in Bruce LaBruce’s wonderfully dark film “L.A.Zombie”.
Trevor has been published in a dozen photographers books, and has graced magazine covers, as well as billboards in Times Square. He has also been photographed by legends Greg Gorman, and Mario Testino, and has collaborated on a series of photos with horror legend Clive Barker.
Trevor’s recent modeling venture is a set of postcards called “Pin-Up Show”. It is artistic, and uncensored, photo sets from various well known photographers. With glowing reviews from pin-up goddess Dita Von Teese, Santino Rice, Johnny Hazzard, and Clive Barker, it also has an original drawing of Trevor himself by Angus Oblong (the creator of TV’s cartoon “The Oblongs”.
Trevor attended the Academy of Art in Chicago. His brightly colored pop art portraits of “celebrity mash-up” artwork has been published in numerous magazines, and has landed him his own art shows. He has been included in many charity art shows, and continues to contribute to good causes in any way his art will allow. Trevor’s interest in art, and fellow artists, has also made him an artists muse with an amazing extensive collection of “Trevor” themed art!
Buy his prints, sit on his FACEBOOK, and love him. I personally love his Twitter, and can’t wait for it to be deep inside me. *sigh*
My next tattoo is going to be his name on my cheeks, written in his DNA….. or my name ain’t “Travor’s Piglet.” I mean HELLO – even Clive Barker did a photo session with him! How hot is that?
Oink Oink,
Jake A. Wheat




