Mark Salling, who plays “Puck” on Fox’s hit TV show “Glee,” recently got down and dirty in a game of anti-prom strip poker with Becky and it was hot! ”Puck” has been one of my favorite characters since the inception of the show, due to his gritty punk attitude and persuasive yet independently minded personality constructs. When I was in high school I was the multi-colored mohawk wearing guy who had my own sense of style and personality, and Puck reminds me of that “non-conformity.”
Ok, enough. Mark Salling is not only hot, but laying there in that bed with his black Star Wars briefs on, OMFG! Am I dreaming? This is the droid I am looking for! Also, and I must say this, Puck is not “a little short” to be a Stormtrooper – in fact, the force is quite strong with this one!
That is no moon, it’s a space station. Change my name to Red 5, I am going in! I would really like him to fall into my garbage chute! Yep, “I’m all clear, so lets blow this thing and go home!’
…. yes, sorry, Star Wars quotes. I couldn’t restrain myself. I wonder if I sent Mark Salling a love letter he would write me back and let me know that I was his “only hope?” After all, I can’t help but wait to see what happens to my favorite Glee characters in the next weeks to come and I will be sad to see the show go! Maybe I should develop a relationship with Puck, and fly to California to be his assistant pool boy? Maybe I should force his Geography teacher to change that “F” into an “A,” so that Puck can graduate with the rest of his class? Maybe I should just ask Puck to marry me, and end the season of Glee with as surprise gay wedding?
You think I am full of shit right? ”I find your lack of faith disturbing….”
Noah “Puck” Puckerman Underwear Pic:
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May The Force Be In Me,
Jake A. Wheat
My friends and I are hardcore Glee fans, and we hate when people provide spoilers for our favorite show. It’s the ultimate in disrespect when you anticipate waiting for each Tuesday night to roll around and watch for ourselves. Glee, in it’s full effect, is a show that causes most of my friends to giggle at me because they don’t understand why I love the show so much. I must admit, I love the show because it takes chances, eliminates boundries, and addresses issues that other shows dare not touch.
In truth, it’s a show I wish I had been able to watch growing up, and one which would not have made me feel like such an outcast an so alone as a kid. None the less, providing spoilers is a bunch of hoo-ha, and so I decided to develop my own list of spoilers for those of you who are looking – because I am going to tell you EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS.
Are you ready? Here you go:
- Kurt has a tragic draino swallowing accident, and dies in Blaine’s arms.
- Puck decides to clean up his act and go to law school.
- Finn and Rachel both go rock climbing and fall to their deaths.
- Santana eats a can of peanut butter, gets food poisoning and dies.
- Artie drinks miracle water from the school’s water fountain and walks again.
- Blaine sues the Draino company and makes millions,in which he invests in his new Harry Potter Musical on Broadway.
- Sue becomes a NUN.
In other words, don’t go looking for spoilers and watch the show. Otherwise you may be getting a ton of misinformation, and frankly – the show deserves your complete and utter attention, no matter what curve balls the show throws.
ALSO, I LOVE PUCK! xoxoxoxoxo
GLEEK FOR LIFE,
Jake A. Wheat
AMC’s series “The Walking Dead” debuted when I almost died myself in the hospital, and didn’t feel like watching movies or TV shows that involved anything horrific. Life for me was horrific enough, without the added drama of people on TV going through any form of Hell. I wanted comedy, love, and laughter – and I want to kick myself now.
I started watching “The Walking Dead” season one on Netflix and streamed all of the episodes in two days! I couldn’t stop watching, because it was like “ZOMBIE HEROIN” and I was addicted. The show is so freaking amazing, and it was only a matter of time before I indeed became a fan.
While some parts of the show have some overdone dramatics, the premise and the freaking ZOMBIES are very well done! ”The Walkers,” aka. zombies that roam around are so freaking disgusting, and you can’t help but feel the tension of the characters when they are faced with life or death decisions.
The cast is well played! John Bernthal (Shane) takes my breath away as a manly man who does manly things to get his group safely through one variant obstacle, in the most manly way.
Let us all take a moment to worship Shane in his manliness…… bow your heads……
He is so manly, man…. man oh man. ;) Anyway, I have just only finished season one, and now I am opening myself up to start watching season 2 which is on VUDU. Hopefully by the next week, I will be fully caught up, and of course will be getting the coffee mug and T-shirt so I can support the show at work while my conservative friends gasp in awe.
Zombies are kick ass, conservative friends make me sleepy. The scariest zombie so far for me on the show so far is this one below — a creepy rotting bitch who immediately sprouted me a vagina, and made me scream in decibel levels above Justin Bieber.
Sexier things must occupy my mind now, including more of Seth (even though he can be an asshole, I still adore him..) and dare I say it Daryl?
Yes, I said DARYL – because for some strange reason even with his southern wit and “charm,” I could see myself sticking close to him and offering hand jobs to keep him happy so when I am getting attacked by a zombie he would come to my rescue. A girl has gotta do what a girl has to do, right?
…. plus he carries a crossbow and has great arms. The only thing that is missing is a can of dip, a six pack of beer, and a night on Brokeback Mountain with me. Yeah, I went there.
Speaking of going there, I totally think that Shane and Rick are secret lovers….. because they have some scenes that are more intimate than a few adult films I own. I get that they’re bros and stuff, but seriously….. the term bro’s before hoes applies here on SO MANY LEVELS.
Either way, I am a new fan of the show and I love it! I plan on getting through season 2 in the next few days, and can’t wait for season 3. In the meantime, I am glad I have found a new show to keep my braaiiinnnnzzzzzzzzzz occupied.
Walking With The Dead,
Jake A. Wheat