This flaming piece of ugly is Caiden Cowger, a self proclaimed Internet “superstar,” who claims to be “conservative.”  I’ve never heard of this kid before until today, and after listening to the full 12 minutes of his “comeback” show with a bad audio mix, and a ramble about how he has received numerous death threats, I just shook my head. | Listen To This Fucktard Here

Look Caiden, you a fruitcake yourself.  No one goes out there on a microphone with an anti-gay agenda so passionately if they didn’t just absolutely CONSUME themselves with the thought that THEY THEMSELVES might be gay.  Yes, I’m calling you a homo Cowger.

Did someone Baptize me in a sea of Big Red, or does your website bleed with the eye burning distaste, yet with glittery microphones, which conceals your inner Gaga.  Oh my friend, you may “dislike” the “sin” of homosexuality, but you will learn to realize as you grow older that beliefs change, and the ideas that you have engraved in your skull now are the result of piss poor parenting, and a horrid deficit of culture.  It’s as if you have been trapped in a small town your whole life, and instead of learning what the World is really about – you had anal sex with Rush Limbough and became his little bitch.

I’m not going to lie, I think you a fucking douchebag and frankly listening to you “take the high road” about having a civil anti-gay discussion makes me want to jab a crayon dipped in mayo into your pee-hole.  You see, when you “take the high road” and then disrespect me, my friends, and my family – my HUSBAND of 10 years, then bitch we got a problem.  Your punk ass isn’t syndicated, your on a fucking Spreaker Web Radio, and frankly your 300+ followers tell me that you are a minority in the game.   I hope to God you and that Palin Daughter don’t hook up or procreate, or you will spawn the Devil himself…. anti-gay radio indeed, you were born in 1998 – I was in college then you dumb mother fucker.

Who raised you, a couple of inbred rednecks?  Are you from a small town where sheepfucking and church are the only two recreational activities that one can have?  Look, if you want to debate me – I’m right here, and heavily armed.  It’s not the first time that I have taken on a idiot bigot white trash snaggletoothed fucktard, and it won’t be the last.

Your a dick, I do hope that you get kicked in the head by a horse and your homophobic brains explode all over the fucking road.

Suck A Dick Soon Caiden,
Jake A. Wheat